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today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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Dwight Schrute (via perfect)

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I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you.

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blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

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And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

'Man whore' is attacking men for their right to say yes. 'Douche bag' is attacking men for their right to say no.

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‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80
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